October 2025
- Landlord
- 6 days ago
- 7 min read
Dear Katie’s Arms Family Around the World
It's been a while. Sorry we missed your updates over the past few months the tour became somewhat all consuming. But, it's been a privilege to meet so many of you on the road both in the UK and USA.
TICKET LAUNCH: Katie’s ALL NEW UK Stand Up Tour Saturday 15 Nov 2pm.
I cannot quite believe I am lucky enough to say this, but Team KH will be putting tour tickets for 2026 on sale at 2pm on Sunday 15 November. We will send an email with all venues, dates and booking links to everyone signed up at The Katie's Arms site.
We have done our very best to hit as many of your favourite venues as possible, we want as many people as possible to be able to enjoy a night out with their family on the road, and a night away from the madness we face.
Bring your hubby who doesn’t know me, bring your elderly parents, bring your (allagedly 18+) kids. These shows are a place for everyone and anyone*. (*excludes woketards, MSM journalists, ex husbands).
Importantly, we need to ask you to come to us. If your town or city is not on the tour, it is because your local theatre refused our show. This is a ‘them’ problem.
We will gather together in our loyal and trusted venues and bring a sold out show, record bar and busy town centre. And we will keep fighting forwards for people to be able to speak freely.
Thank you for your support. The feeling in these rooms is magic. You will remember how it feels to belong:
“Just been to your show in Blackpool this evening, absolutely well and truly brilliant 🤩
We have not laughed so much EVER!!! Spot on in every way and just bloody hilarious! So good to feel normal for a couple of hours and with like minded people.”
Clare & Michelle
“What a fabulous night in Lincoln on Thursday. Husband loved being the oldest in the room and he’s proudly boasting that he’s had a hug from Katie Hopkins!
Keep up the good work, your army is with you.”
Joan
“Thank you for an excellent show at The Fed last night. My husband is a convert. We laughed so much and it was an escape from stress. Thank you for daring to say what others wouldn’t. Keep on and good luck with the rest of your tour!”
Michelle
“Saw the show at Blackpool and my parents in Wigan. Brought nothing but pure pleasure! My parent’s quote 'I haven't laughed like that since the 70's!'
Thomas
“Thank you so much for your show on Saturday 5th June…I was laughing out loud for the first time in 3 months and actually felt happy too. I came with my 38yr old daughter ( you now have another fan) who said she had an amazing time. You are very very funny but most of all I admire your stunning courage in face of everything you have been through. Please keep touring and I will come back next year. Love your shows and thank you for giving me a bit of light in a world that is so very dark for me at the moment.”
Janet
“We came to the show in Swansea and had a fantastic evening! We laughed so much and it felt good to be able to laugh without being judged.”
Beth
“I travelled all the way from Oz just to see you in person in Rochester. BRILLIANT f***ing show!! You are SOOOOOooooo good. Thanks for a great night!! I haven’t laughed so much in a long time!”
John
BATSH*T BONKERS BOOK ORDERS
Thank you for SELLING OUT my latest book, Batsh*t Bonkers Britain in record time. I am handwriting a personalised message to each of you, because I get to leave a little bit of my heart inside each cover.
We will have all orders in the post by 14 November latest. It is fair to say I am not as speedy as Amazon. But them I am not an asshole like Jeff Bezos either!
“I have just finished Batsh*t Bonkers Britain and I’m not ashamed to say I was moved to tears reading the last three paragraphs. What an absolute cracking book, honest, thought provoking, raw, and laugh out loud 🤣 hilarious!!! Will share it and when it comes back to me, read it again!!! As good, if not better than the show - because it lasted longer!
RUGBY AND BIRMINGHAM REPLACEMENT SHOW
What an absolute thrill it was to walk out to a packed room at the Dallas Burston Polo Club for our replacement shows following the last minute cancellation ( without cause) by the H Suites, Birmingham and Benn Hall, Rugby Council.
We achieved a spectacular UPGRADE for our supporters, who ranged from 80 years to 18, straight, sturdy lesbians, pretend cripples (?!) and everything in between.
Thank you for all the messages of support we received celebrating our determination to overcome. I refuse to be cancelled and I am a woman of my word.
“Please thank Katie from the 4ft 9 semi/cripple she bumped into before the show (I'm not a fake paraplegic, I just have some lovely inoperable clots in both legs which may or may not have been caused by the jibby jabs I was told to have if I wanted to keep my job as a carer) it was so good to have genuine belly laughs at the utter madness. Thanks so much for the brilliant time xxx”
Tanya - Rugby/Dalas Polo Club attendee
We also welcomed new members of our family thanks to Rugby Council’s cancellation:
Our lovely team say: "a lady who read the article [in the local news] had not come across Katie’s content and is now following her on social media and absolutely loving her posts. She is looking loved being at the show and thanks Rugby Borough Council for bringing Katie to her attention!’
UNITE THE KINGDOM RALLY 13 SEPTEMBER
It was a privilege and an honour to take to the stage at Tommy’s UNITE THE KINGDOM rally in London on Saturday 13 September. I have never seen our capital look more beautiful and still get goosebumps when I think about that day. Our shared pride is an incredibly powerful thing. It is electric.
Thank you to so many of you for making the journey. I know hundreds of thousands never got anywhere near the stage or screens, but truly it did not matter. Just being there, just seeing the flags, just feeling the love for country was enough.
I want to make a special mention of Tommy. His vision for the day, his organising and liaison skills, his fundraising to cover costs and his extreme discipline made this event possible. Only one man could have brought that many patriots to the capital. I am proud to call him my friend.
“Just thought I’d send a message to congratulate Katie on Unite the Kingdom rally yesterday. What a fabulous day. Brought tears to my eyes. It finally feels like the nation are becoming united, and all thanks to people like you, Tommy, Liam etc who are prepared to be strong and vocal. So proud of you and proud to be British today. And I haven’t said that for a long time!”
Nikki
View Katie's speech here.
BBB TOUR FAREWELL 2025
There are still a few tickets left for my 2025 Curtain Closer in Cardiff on Friday 14 November - I will bringing this monumental tour to a conclusion in a blaze of glory and would love to celebrate with as many of you as we can possibly squeeze in. Tickets
HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE USA
Mark and I had a brilliant, albeit brief, time touring Texas and Florida in October. Right from the get go we met lovely people along the way and the tour could not have gone any better. Special thank yous go to the lovely ladies at Leander Area Republican Women; the NFRW in general; Lara Logan; Roseanne Barr; Glen Beck; Rebecca Dunn; and, of course, all of you who turned up and shared the events with me.
If you haven't already watched, you may enjoy my interviews with:
AND FINALLY...
…thank you for your relentless support; watching my videos, hitting like or sharing, joining me on the road, buying a book or writing in to the team to share your thoughts. Every email is read. Every one of you matters. In the UK, Australia, South Africa, America and around the world. We are free from the rules of sponsors, outside influences or controlling editors because of you.
I appreciate all the kind wishes for my safety or putting in a good word with the big man upstairs. Please know, I walk utterly without fear. I am already on extra time and stride towards my last day with a spring in my step, a high sock and great earrings.
“Katie - I’m just a deplorable here in a small town in Montana. You are in my prayers as you fight the battle for freedom. We hear you and please know that you are not alone in this fight. May God protect you and wrap his loving arms around you. Stay strong and know that the Cavalry is coming!! I believe it will be sooner than you think. Sending love your way!!”
Sherry
Lots of love to all of you
Katie Hopkins
PS Having said that, we are eagerly awaiting a response from ANUSOL. Katie Hopkins: My Kind of Asshole. We will keep you posted.
Dear ANUSOL
‘My Kind of Asshole’
My name is Katie Hopkins. Young people call me the G.O.A.T but it has to be said others call me mutton.
I have a proposal for you. I would like to be your Instagram Influencer and Brand Ambassador for ANUSOL.
Please do go to my Instagram (_katie_hopkins_) to see my latest ANUSOL video which has over 500K views. I have 1.5 million followers and a monthly reach of over 35 million.
Over on X I have recently been in direct conversation with Elon Musk. The subject of our chat is one for another time.
My most recent SELL OUT tour reached over 55,000 ticket holders in all 5 home nations, coming together to laugh and feel better.
Imagine for a moment: ‘Katie Hopkins. The People’s Asshole’
I am very open to your terms. I have no agent, no sponsorship and no demands.
I do have a global audience of supporters and chronic piles. I can sell the hell out of your brand.
The world is changing, People want fearless old birds who tell it like it is.
Let’s do this.
