May 2025
- Landlord
- May 30
- 7 min read
Updated: May 31
Dear Regulars
..and what a month for Batsh*t Bonkers Britain!
To all our family turning out on the road for the LIVE shows, thank you so much. Not just for investing your time, money and effort to come along, but for the massive energy you are bringing to the room.
It is truly something special and we are thrilled with your feedback on the shows. Katie knows how lucky she is to be given this opportunity by you, and she doesn’t take it for granted.
“Omg - tonight - Weston super Mare - I laughed, I cried, I laughed, I cried! What a night! Just what a night! I did laugh that 10 protesters had a banner to say Weston doesn’t want Katie…….there wasn’t a spare seat. From the bottom of my diaphragm I howled!”
Fiona
“I was at Sevenoaks last night and just needed to say thank you for a great night. Everyone laughing together about subjects that have somehow become ‘dangerous?’ Batsh*t Bonkers Britain! It was so refreshing to be part of the family.”
Tom
“Please thank Katie for making my wife’s day, when she called her up on stage at the end of the show in Felixstowe. For that I can’t thank Katie enough.”
Dawn
It wouldn’t be a Katie Tour without our share of drama. If you are a future ticket holder please do keep an eye out for our emails just in case we need to contact you about any of the shows. Perhaps save our email address as a contact so we don't end up in your junk. As you know, Katie will always do what she says she is going to do. And we will never be the ones to let any of our family down. We always try and communicate as quickly and honestly. And find a work around.
BATSH*T BONKERS BRITAIN DAILY NEWS BLAST
One of really wonderful things to come out of Batsh*t Bokers Britain is way it helps friends and strangers connect, knowing you are not alone with your thoughts, or sharing the spirit of freedom and personal accountability. Your efforts to sell out this tour at record speed has demonstrated this need in real time:
“It's amazing how sold out Katie has been. So proud and honoured to be British with all she does for us and our country.”
Debbie
Batsh*t Bonkers Britain has become a kind of short hand for conversations that matter. "Did you see the latest Batshit Bonkers..?" Is an easy question to open so many doors. Katie like to say she is kick open the Fire Escape to let fresh air in.
Think what you want, believe what you want, be a happy as you can be - and accord everyone else the same respect.
“Just wanted to say Katie and Lovely Mark, I ran into an old friend today I haven't seen for 20 years. After a quick catch up we got to talking about you and how we both admire you. Later, my kitchen fitter arrived. After ten minutes of introducing ourselves to each other we found out we're both Katie Hopkins fans. When I lunch out with the girls or just go to the pub these days when before the conversation would be how much we drink/eat, how fat we feel, sex and the other now it's "did you see today's Batshit Bonkers Britain", followed by an animated chat of what we liked best about the most recent post and how much we WANT YOU FOR PRIME MINISTER XX”
Suzanne
SOLAR FARM VANDALISM
Many of you enjoyed Katie’s ambush of the solar farm construction site in the West Country on her way to her Babbacombe show. We understand just how wide-scale this net zero / solar power scam is, and how many of you are having these hideous sites forced on beautiful farmland and fields near your homes. No permissions requested, no consultation required.
Katie will continue to work hard to expose this vandalism of our countryside, and those clearly profiteering from this monstrous scam. Wherever there are large government contacts there is fraud. And many sticky fingers in the pie. Katie will hunt them down.
“I just want to express my admiration of your bravery in expressing the views about the running of this country which so many of us share.”
Andrew
“You’re the biggest badass I can think of besides my President! Prayers & love to you & your family in the States”
Sharon
“Thank you for standing shoulder to shoulder with us and for being our voice.”
Matt
There was also a lot of appreciation for Katie’s Batsh*t Bonkers Britain T-Shirt that she was wearing when she marched on site and scared the contractors.
These are good quality, wash well and available in S-XXL. Maybe grab one as a prezzie for your BBB friend in your life!
THE BOOK
It is lovely to receive so many pictures of you all with your book. You will know Katie hand stamps and hand signs each copy as a measure of her respect for you. It is a laugh out loud funny read and guarantees to make you feel better. Do keep your comments and pictures coming
“Your book has arrived today, and I have just finished reading the introduction, and I have never laughed so much reading a book more than reading Batsh*t Bonkers Britain, and this is just in the introduction... who knows what it's going to be like when I read the next 12 chapters! I wanted to thank you for also signing the book, it's so cool to see the person who's behind the book take the time to sign it to make it so much more valuable.”
Joe
“Received my book today. I was having a really bad day and it cheered me up no end. Thank you SO much xxx”
Mary-Ann
Please click here to order your signed and stamped copy.
Katie plans to record the book as an audio book in the late autumn. You can hear Katies voice as you read; we want to make the book as easy to access for as many of our family as possible. Perhaps you can listen when you are supposed to be in a dull HR meeting with Fat Brenda; or attending a Speed Awareness Course!
KATIE'S ARMS
As the pub landlord I know many of you are missing Friday night at the Katie’s Arms, and we have received a lot of requests for a recording of Katie’s live shows. It is no exaggeration to say Katie is aware of how closely she is being ‘watched’ by those who would gladly see her silenced. A recording of the live show (then taken out of context) could well mean the end of her relative freedom - so sadly we have to keep the experience live. Katie places her full trust in her lovely audience who understand she is trying to lift spirits and give us hope.
“Keep going Darling. I am one of hopefully hundreds of thousands of people who will follow you and spread the wise words and messages you give.”
Aidy
“Just keep fighting for us Katie, your voice and presence is amazing and makes me smile.
Thank you for something and someone to believe in.”
Katie
LANDLORDS NOTICES:
OUTSTANDING ORDERS
Response to Katie's book has been amazing, thank you. We are working through the back log of orders as quickly as we can and I'm setting up a new system for International orders; I hope to have this up and running in the next couple of days and should then be able to get your book safely into your hands. Thank you so much for your patience and please bear with us just a little longer.
TEMPORARY SHOP CLOSURE
June is our busiest month of the UK Tour and we will be unable to fulfil any online orders during this time. The shop will close at the end of this week and re-open in July.
When we re-open the Coasters will be in-stock.
Katie's much-awaited 'new and improved' Gold Plate Wine Glass is a work in progress. We will let you know just as soon as we have it perfected and in stock.
AMERICA
Katie and I will be taking Batsh*t Bonkers across the pond to Texas and Florida in September 2025. We would love to do a full USA tour in 2026: Please do get in-touch if you have a venue or host Conservative (?) comedy events and would like to help make this happen landlord@katiesarms.com Subject Line: US Tour (*democrats need not apply!)
MORE SCOTTISH DATES ADDED
We are delighted to announce that Batsh*t Bonkers will be heading to Perth, Scotland in the Autumn. Katie absolutely loves the vibe in the room for the Scottish shows and very much looks forward to returning to the Salutation Hotel. Get your tickets here:
HOPE SUSSEX - EXTRA SEATS
More good news,.. the lovely girls at HOPE have increased the size of their venue and we can now fit in an additional 50 seats on both nights. Tickets available below:
THE LAST WORD...from Katie
“I do not know what I have done to deserve to still be here, but I am grateful every single day for each one of you that have given me back my voice. I will not cease from the fight, I will not back down, and I will not lose sight of the British humour that will carry us all through these testing times.
Please know on a difficult day, when you get a speeding fine, a parking ticket and another astronomical energy bill that none of that stuff really matters. That is the nonsense of lesser men with tiny pricks. Or Fat Brenda with no ambition. Do not let the bean counters steal your energy.
Yours is the side of love and laughter. You are not alone. We are many. And we are stronger together. Onwards, towards the bastards”
Katie
I better let her have the last word! For now, from all the team at BBB. Thank you.
We can not do this without you.
The LANDLORD
