Four Books, Forty Quid, and Mark's Latest Project
- Feb 9
- 2 min read

Bless Lovely Mark. He's done it again!
You lot caused an absolute stampede and we sold out of every single book I've ever written - Rude, Help, True, and Batshit Bonkers Britain. Completely cleaned out. Which was brilliant, but also meant loads of you were messaging asking for copies and we had nothing left to give you.
So Mark, being as clever as he is, has taken all four books and bundled them together in a really nicely done, four book paperback set. Not the cheap rubbish that falls apart, but proper ones, because Mark doesn't do things by halves.
Here's the clever bit - when you put them all together, they make this composite image. He's designed a presentation sleeve that wraps around the lot, and I will personally hand-sign every single ‘Pre-ordered’ copy. We don't print or cheat signatures here.
The Details
You know I don't like to advertise or try and sell anything to our family because it's not what we're here for.
But I do just want to mention that the whole set is currently available for pre-order for £40 only at www.katiesarms.com/shop
Mark's getting the books off to print and they'll be sent out in April.
After that, the books will be available to purchase individually. But we have no plans to do any other signed versions of these limited reprints - just the pre-orders will be signed.

What They're About
Rude was my first ever book and written when I was ‘most hated’. The Apprentice, ITV, This Morning, being in the jungle, and who I actually am when the cameras aren't rolling.
Help is the one I'd recommend. It's a chapter by chapter walk through all the worst things that have happened to me and how I've coped with them and how you can cope with life when it all goes to sh*t! I think right now, this one's really useful.
True is a kind of diary of a year in the life of me, and the ordinary stuff that goes on behind our front door. I often think the most special bits of life are in the small stuff, and TRUE is a book full of exactly that.
Batsh*t Bonkers Britain explains what's going on right now and why what's being done to you is being done to you. It also republishes some personal emails from when I was fired from MailOnline. There is some pretty dark stuff in there, actually.
All of them are me. You can hear me when you read them, and they'll make you laugh, which might be helpful when everything else feels a bit grim.
One Last Thing
Thanks for all your continued love and support, and giving Mark and me the opportunity to do this. Writing these books has been a great therapy for me, and surviving long enough to see the world waking up has been a real gift. Thank you.



